So, the new carer was in this morning. She arrived at 9, woke me up. That's fine, she's meant to. Made me a cup of coffee, did the washing up, made the bed, all that good stuff, and off she went.
She came back at 1 to do my shower, and woke me up. "How long have you been asleep?" she asked. "Since you've been gone" I replied. She thought this was very odd.
She doesn't know me yet, does she? Welcome to the world of spoonies, love.